• Person: What are your hobbies?
  • Me: Shipping two characters together and imagining them in different situations
  • Person: What
  • Me: What

We need a leader, and surround them with the brightest, the toughest, the deadliest allies we can find.

neferpitoo:

neferpitoo:

when a southern person betrays u: betray’all

i hate this post

denchgang:

mommunist:

where my texas boys at..

texas 

carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

unfriendlyindianhottie:

have you ever read a fic that everyone else LOVES and after u read it ur just like

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"My name will be Hannah Dash, I will be captain of the gymnastics team and the math team and you will be my foxy friend, Drake Mathers, a delinquent with a heart of gold who the system has given up on.”