m4ge:

how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

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Are you shitting me?

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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There’s no place I’d rather be…

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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