glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

repede:

chrisisgross:

You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter

I’ll take haunted, I don’t care, I’ll punch a ghost. I’ll punch ten ghosts. I’ll punch fifty ghosts. I’ll punch every single ghost in this country. I’ll punch every ghost in the world. And when I die, I’ll punch my own ghost.

heckyeahbatfam:

bruce wayne’s google search history though

"how to raise multiple wayward sons"

"how to scrape burnt waffles from waffle iron"

"protect daughter from male advances"

"how to work in colors other than black and very dark grey"

"what is coachella and why does stephanie want to go"

"adult son is too loud"

geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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jotarukujo:

YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH

jotarukujo:

YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH