sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)

cloudcuckoolander527:

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want Roy Mustang to become Fuhrer and dismantle the militaristic hold on the Amestrian government and finally marry Riza Hawkeye. 

  • half of me: SHOW ME ALL THE SPOILERS NOW. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND I WANT IT NOW.
  • other half of me: I SWEAR TO THE SKY ABOVE IF I SEE ONE SPOILER...

kumagawa:

accidentally stepping on your pet’s foot

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  • Person: What are your hobbies?
  • Me: Shipping two characters together and imagining them in different situations
  • Person: What
  • Me: What

nietzstache:

boYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

unfriendlyindianhottie:

have you ever read a fic that everyone else LOVES and after u read it ur just like

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genderpunkrock:

oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies

marozia:

I’M A MESS WHO LET ME ADULT